Humor: The Stealth Dog

Last night as I sat in the living room watching a movie, I felt I should look to see what my beloved Shiloh was doing. As I looked around for her, I caught sight of her quietly and quite happily trotting down the hall with my jacket in tow! I cracked up laughing at the image image of her carrying my jacket by the pocket with the rest trailing behind her. I realized immediately I had left chicken teats in the pocket and it was entirely her intent to steal away with this beautiful treasure to her crate!
 I called her over to me with her treasure... She considered my request for a second, then brought the treasure to me. I, of course, opened the pocket and gave her some of her sought after treasures. People are very helpful at opening things with treasure inside, we have thumbs after all!

Service Dog Humor: Most Common Unbelievable Questions and Comments

As a a long time service dog handler I have regularly hear these questions and comments :
10.Is that dog in training? When do you give them up? (No, she's for me.)
9. Where can I get a vest like that? (answer: I don't know, it came with the dog)
8. I wish my dog was that well behaved! (Answer: I can recommend some local trainers)
7. You should teach the dog to pull you. (Answer: Darn! I never thought of that, thanks.)
6. He looks sad. (Answer: you're projecting)
5. How does the dog know where to go? (Answer: He has GPS.)
4. Is that one of those blind dogs? (Answer: I hope not or I'm in trouble)
3. What do you do with the do at home? (Answer: I put him in the closet.)
2. Is that a drug dog? (Answer: Yes, she's under cover as a service dog.)
1. You don't look blind. (Answer: Really? What does Blind look like?)